(Source: thepowerfulplaygoeson, via agrund)
Getting on your period right before a big event
and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
Can you imagine, on your wedding day
NO DON’T EVEN GIVE IT THE IDEA
(Source: toots-toots, via pursuitofhapppinessss)
one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
(via pursuitofhapppinessss)
Cartier Love bracelet
“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”
(Source: tropikal-vibes, via ifyouwerent-afraid)
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.
(via pursuitofhapppinessss)
